In entertainment news I’ll forget like a goldfish, it seems Matthew Broderick was caught with his pants down recently reprising his “Ferris Bueller” role as ‘Abe Froman the sausage king of Chicago.’
It was just announced without much gossipy warning that Broderick has cheated on Sarah Jessica Parker. Apparently while S.J.P was filming Sex in the City the Irony Fairy exploded as Broderick pursued a lot of sex in the city, but caddishly without his wife of 11 years. What could have driven Broderick into the arms of a gorgeously creamy 25 year old red-headed youth counselor? Could it be career envy? Is it mid-life crisis? Maybe S.J.P’s recent removal of her trademark mole drove him over the coiffing line? Nah…probably not. I’m guessing what drove Broderick into the arms of a woman who according to Star magazine nicknamed him “Matty Cakes” (a sure sign of intellectual compatibility) is probably the fact he wanted to get it on with someone other than Sarah Jessica Parker for awhile.
Can you blame the guy? I mean…if you’re not his wife.
