What? You mean I was convicted of something?
So Mr. Simpson was convicted recently of more random OJ acts of total insanity. He is one of the most exonerated and absolutely conscienceless criminals in American history. So in honor of the conviction that will finally put this infamous criminal in the big house….I give you a reprisal of my article originally posted on The Des Moines Register written almost one year ago when the shit started hitting the fan for Nordberg…..enjoy.
11/14/07
The OJ Simpson Variety Hour
O.J Simpson is like a really bad case of hemorrhoids. One nearly needs a surgical procedure to remove him from the public spot light. This time however, things could turn out badly for the Juice. Yes ladies and gentleman, the acquitted but obviously guilty murderer we love to hate has done something impulsive and violent to solve his problems once again…allegedly. Are you done feigning shock yet? Ok…let’s continue.
Simpson, along with two other men, is charged with an array of felony kidnapping and armed robbery charges in Las Vegas. The charges came after a rag tag group assembled by Simpson, who is obviously learning disabled, held captive via automatic pistols a room of memorabilia dealers with some of his alleged stolen personal stuff. Now three individuals have cut deals with prosecutors for bearing witness against hurricane juice.
I’ve heard a lot of conversation on TV where people are asking the obvious questions. One question is, “Why is he charged for trying to get his own stuff back?”
Well…good question. Wouldn’t you know it; the law has an answer for that…two wrongs don’t make a right. If someone steals my stuff, I can’t organize a posse led by a former NFL champion and a circus of thugs in tow. Simpson apparently has confused himself with someone who can get away with murder….*roll eyes here*
Next question, “Why should the man who nearly decapitated the mother of his children and stabbed to death her best friend get a fair trial after the scales of justice were melted down and incinerated in his favor in 1995?”
Also a good question…and every time I visualize O.J. Simpson’s smug, delusional face I renew my Karma Weekly subscription. The sad fact is O.J. is going to get a fair trial like Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman didn’t get in 1995, because we can’t let a few Ito’s spoil the bunch. Our system needs to operate consistently, post Simpson murder trial, because if we start to let our feelings get in the way it will set a precedence and we will inconsistently judge others on trial. So even if O.J. belongs six feet under for the atrocities he’s committed, he’s unfortunately already been judged for that crime by 12 seriously dim witted jurors. He’s been judged in the public forum however, and Simpson knows with every glare that he’s been convicted.
So…am I surprised he’s in trouble again? No. I just want him to go away because every time I see the news with his greasy grin on the screen it’s a constant reminder that along with help from Ito and 12 jurors, O.J. mocked our judicial system and those he murdered 13 years ago. So pretty please….with sugar on top….Las Vegas can you please put this man behind bars. WHOEVER happens in Vegas…stays in Vegas.
