Assault By Garden Gnome : PA Layin’ down the law.

You know, If I was ever in a showdown at the OK Corral I’m certain to be a casualty.  I can visualize gearing up at a quarter till high noon attempting to decide which weapon to lash my villainous opponent with and ultimately deciding that a Chinese throwing star could be the most effective.

Though I may have one up on a guy from Greensburg, PA who decided the ultimate choice of weaponry during recent shenanigans with his teenage step-daughter was a 1 foot tall “smiling garden gnome.”

I’ve never been to Pennsylvania.  I mean…I know they have great Chocolate and it makes me think of Dracula, but only recently have I wondered what might happen when you commit a felonious aggravated assault with a garden structure that is otherwise meant to inspire happiness for overzealous gardeners everywhere.  Apparently that means the citizens of PA will convict your gnome-chucking ass and let you stand on the judicial carpet to face a possible 10 years in the state pen.

Luckily for my family Pink Flamingos don’t sting as much.